The house of PAIN!!!!
Tonight we went to Cara's house to eat pizza and watch a movie.. the pizza was great and the movie was ridiculously sad... at least the parts that I got to watch..
Recap of the night...
Cara made a gallon of sweet tea, Lauren asked if it was ready she said yes, but wait, I will make you some, before we knew it Lauren had spilled most of it on herself ,the counter and the floor, Lauren started to cry saying, "it's all my fault, it's all my fault"
So we laughed and said we'll clean it up, don't worry!
Cara jumps up to clean the tea up and slips and CRASHES to the floor, but not before splashing sweet tea on the ceiling, the wall, and the stove! I rush in to check on her and she's laying in the floor cracking up saying, 'help me, help me... i can't get up!" While she was cracking up in a pool of Sweet tea, she peed her pants..... poor girl! The funniest thing was that she didn't hurt the cigarette in her hand, and continued ashing in what was left of the sweet tea.
After about 3 solid minutes of us hysterically laughing, Cara makes her way to her feet... I get towels and we clean up the mess, laughing about it the entire time.
We're laughing, but Cara's pretty banged up , she thinks she may have broken her wrist and she fell on a Amish Rocker stool... on her patootie, so that hurts too! ;-)
Finally that situation is under control so we continue to watch our movie, UNTIL ........... Landon comes in the living room riding side saddle on his 4wheeler... and heads right for the stairs, it was like slow motion cara says, Landon, no, No landon.....NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Then..................
He, the 4-wheeler, and Cara all go rolling down the stairs, I ran over to check on them and she was holding him at the bottom of the stairs hysterically laughing and crying...kinda scary like a demon....(Think of Cara the day I testified)
I carried Landon to the top of the stairs while she gathered herself and the 4 wheeler!
That situation gets under control, she tells me the night before, Landon put a whole roll of TP in the toilet, and got up in the middle of the night and opened the fridge, where it stayed open all night. She woke up to warm food, spoiled milk, and a chilly kitchen. The fridge incident happened only mere hours after Landon ransacked Cara's makeup bag writing all over his face with black liquid eyeliner and blue eye shadow.
Now the kids are in the tub and Landon is pouring cups of water out onto the floor! Lauren is screaming crying because Landon hit her in the head with a bath toy. The only solution was to put Maggie between them. Now, the bath won't be complete until someone ends up with a black eye...ahhh.... the life of single mom's! I love it! ;-)
Anybody know of a "Few Good Men" that could handle this circus of a life day in and day out?
Recap of the night...
Cara made a gallon of sweet tea, Lauren asked if it was ready she said yes, but wait, I will make you some, before we knew it Lauren had spilled most of it on herself ,the counter and the floor, Lauren started to cry saying, "it's all my fault, it's all my fault"
So we laughed and said we'll clean it up, don't worry!
Cara jumps up to clean the tea up and slips and CRASHES to the floor, but not before splashing sweet tea on the ceiling, the wall, and the stove! I rush in to check on her and she's laying in the floor cracking up saying, 'help me, help me... i can't get up!" While she was cracking up in a pool of Sweet tea, she peed her pants..... poor girl! The funniest thing was that she didn't hurt the cigarette in her hand, and continued ashing in what was left of the sweet tea.
After about 3 solid minutes of us hysterically laughing, Cara makes her way to her feet... I get towels and we clean up the mess, laughing about it the entire time.
We're laughing, but Cara's pretty banged up , she thinks she may have broken her wrist and she fell on a Amish Rocker stool... on her patootie, so that hurts too! ;-)
Finally that situation is under control so we continue to watch our movie, UNTIL ........... Landon comes in the living room riding side saddle on his 4wheeler... and heads right for the stairs, it was like slow motion cara says, Landon, no, No landon.....NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Then..................
He, the 4-wheeler, and Cara all go rolling down the stairs, I ran over to check on them and she was holding him at the bottom of the stairs hysterically laughing and crying...kinda scary like a demon....(Think of Cara the day I testified)
I carried Landon to the top of the stairs while she gathered herself and the 4 wheeler!
That situation gets under control, she tells me the night before, Landon put a whole roll of TP in the toilet, and got up in the middle of the night and opened the fridge, where it stayed open all night. She woke up to warm food, spoiled milk, and a chilly kitchen. The fridge incident happened only mere hours after Landon ransacked Cara's makeup bag writing all over his face with black liquid eyeliner and blue eye shadow.
Now the kids are in the tub and Landon is pouring cups of water out onto the floor! Lauren is screaming crying because Landon hit her in the head with a bath toy. The only solution was to put Maggie between them. Now, the bath won't be complete until someone ends up with a black eye...ahhh.... the life of single mom's! I love it! ;-)
Anybody know of a "Few Good Men" that could handle this circus of a life day in and day out?
posted by Jessie at
9:19 PM
4 Comments:
Oh, to be a fly on the wall in that house! Fun times!
I love it... that's classic....
I never want children after reading that. Thanks for scary me within an inch of my life. :-)
I need to take a nap after reading all that.
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