This Is My Life...Sad, But True

A Day in the life of Jessie Smith


K so check it, this post will help everyone understand what a day in the life of Jessie Smith consists of.
6:30 get up get ready for work, I'm not woke up by my alarm clock, but by my howling basset hound, nice :) then I trip in the hallway over a toy grocery cart, almost fall, but recovered nicely if I do say so myself. I then let the dog out only so that he can chase a cat into the neighbors yard and I have to chase him in my bathrobe. Finally get the dog chained up and fed ready for my morning routine....jump in the shower and hear a weird noise, I open the curtain to see my baby sister puking in the toilet, BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!! then I get out blow dry my hair get ready for work, Brittany stays home from school and spends the day with her mom.
7:45- leave the house ready for work pull out of the driveway and Maggie screams you forgot my chocolate milk.... pull back in get the choc. milk head back out.
8-5 Work like a mad dog!
5:00 head home, not a care in the world, no children tonight, Brittany is ill and with her mother and Maggie is with her dad. After 2 phone calls from the Ex, and 15 questions about my upcoming vacation, I finally make it home, a throw a load of laundry in to settle in and watch a movie, I then am side tracked by the dirty dishes in the dungeon (Brittany's room) I load the dishwasher and discover, there is no detergent, so I head off to the store, come home with trash bags, air freshener and NO DISH DETERGENT! Ugh , I was ticked, oh well I'm doing nothing but watching TV, Now its 7:30, Molly calls I talk to her for a while then, got caught up in Little People big world on the TLC channel, LOVE THAT SHOW!!!!! Anyways... after about an hour and 1/2 of that I begin to doze off with the dog on the couch.
it's now 9-9:30, my cell phone rings, I jump up to answer it thinking, hey it could be a boy! :) as I was jumping up, I shattered my wine glass ( that I was drinking tea out of) and sliced my foot almost in half, K so maybe that was an exaggeration... but close. All of this only to find it was BRIAN calling me AGAIN, this time he got called in to work and he was bringing Maggie home, I said fine, I gotta go, cause I was bleeding out all over my kitchen.. I then hobbled to the bathroom ran cold water on my gaping wound then peroxide and bandaged myself up, I think I used 15 Sponge bob band aids, as I was bandaging my cell phone rings again, I didn't dare run to it this time, then my home phone, I hobble to the kitchen answer it and you guessed it, Brian again, this time, he changed his mind, he's not going to work.NICE!!!! All this and your not even bringing Maggie home! So there I sat gashed open foot, no kid, no boy calling me and a dog licking up tea between the slivers of glass! I decided to end the day and go to bed! Shew!